Showing posts with label KO Kevin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label KO Kevin. Show all posts
Sunday, 28 July 2013
KO Kevin
Oh for goodness sake! Will Dr. Digi's House of Stamps' famous champ, KO Kevin, ever learn? The night before the welterweight championship match, Kevin's lovely wife, hoping for a compliment, ask him, "do these jeans make my butt look big?" Being an honest Joe, he answered "yes dear" and so she socked him right in the kisser! Next time Kevin, regardless what you think say, "no dear, not at all dear, they look wonderful" and you will be able to see your opponent's fist coming right at you!
Tuesday, 16 July 2013
I'd Rather Be Dancing
Knock Out Kevin (or KO Kev as the promoters like to call him) is looking rather worse for wear. He's unbeaten in his heavyweight boxing career with 68 wins, 44 of them knock outs (hence his name).
He still has the bruises from the previous 8 wins but as his trainer says, the superficial injuries take longer to heal the older you get.
And what does Kevin think about his glittering boxing career? Well, to be honest, he'd rather be dancing to S Club 7 - Reach For The Stars in particular.
KO Kevin can be yours for just £2!
He still has the bruises from the previous 8 wins but as his trainer says, the superficial injuries take longer to heal the older you get.
And what does Kevin think about his glittering boxing career? Well, to be honest, he'd rather be dancing to S Club 7 - Reach For The Stars in particular.
KO Kevin can be yours for just £2!
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